me: *eats cookie dough*
some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”
There is an entire universe that exists solely in your mind that is impossible to completely share with another person. You are a god onto yourself as beautiful and cruel as you wish to be. That is the realest shit ever.
It’s 1:33 a.m. at least I can say I didn’t waste the night.
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere