snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

image

(via longleggedchicken)

nothingman:

There is an entire universe that exists solely in your mind that is impossible to completely share with another person. You are a god onto yourself as beautiful and cruel as you wish to be. That is the realest shit ever.

(via leaveallthebullshitbehind)

It’s 1:33 a.m. at least I can say I didn’t waste the night.

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(via walk-0n-water-0r-dr0wn)

"It always struck me in years after how bizarre it was, how two people could look at one another with such tenderness and complete love, and how quickly that could dissolve into nothing but bitterness."

Hannah Harrington, Saving June (via larmoyante)

(via walk-0n-water-0r-dr0wn)

"What if you don’t complete the person that completes you?"

23:04 (via jena-tran)

(Source: torch-ured, via ampelosaurusme)